I haven't exactly lost my passion for foraging, actually far from it, but I have decided its something I just want to do, not report on. As such I need new subject matter. Really there's nothing better to blog about than the things you find yourself talking about day to day.
You might not know what I mean.
Ever had an issue that for some reason is dear to your heart? With no warning you launch into deep discussion with the nearest stranger. For me those issues are many and varied.
For instance: Bad Drivers
Zombie stuff
Politics, both National and International
Food
Hockey
Music
Movies, television, games and pop culture
Social issues
Atheism
And the list goes
Some topics I'm going to avoid like the plague:
Baseball
High Finance
Babies
Children
Preteens
Young teenagers
Basically anyone under the age of 18
Family Stuff
Feminism (unless its to vent about contradictions contained within, I'm entitled to an opinion)
Cars
Night Clubs/Bars
Basically anything lame or 'jockish' or is it 'jockesque' (they can't read anyhow right?)
Etc.
So why now? Why not reformat after May? Why wait till now?
Look... I was busy ok. At this point I'm cooking with..... solar? Gotta stay environmental. Wait did I put that in the list of things I'm gonna talk about??? Screw it. In case you haven't noticed I do enough writing at work and online to write this blog with professional discretion. Its my chance to let loose and to write like I speak. Uh oh!
Just a heads up.
Look for my comedic list of driver types, as categorized by yours truly, in the near future. I'll try and put my road rage into print instead of up someone's bumper. Beware stupid drivers.
Example: Shuck and Jivers - Everyone knows these guys. They may be called assh@le or jerk on your list but any way you slice it they react the same. They can be found on any highway that has more than one lane headed in the same direction. These peons actually think that constantly changing lanes for mere inches of space will not only get them to their destination sooner but they actually believe that every other driver on the road is an idiot. Explaining to these people that they are one of the main reasons highways get bogged down and traffic slows is like convincing a retarded rock that it can fly. (Hope I didn't offend anyone with the retard comment, ok ok ok, a challenged rock)
Effective deterence: Box em out. You know what I mean. Find a big rig travelling relatively slowly and siddle up along that road whale. Now all you need to do is match the speed of the big rig and the trap is laid.......
That is the idea anyhow. It might suck big ones but hey, I gots to try it right. If you don't like it go suck a lemon. Just teasing. Talk soon? Call me.
Babies
Children
Preteens
Young teenagers
Basically anyone under the age of 18
Family Stuff
Feminism (unless its to vent about contradictions contained within, I'm entitled to an opinion)
Cars
Night Clubs/Bars
Basically anything lame or 'jockish' or is it 'jockesque' (they can't read anyhow right?)
Etc.
So why now? Why not reformat after May? Why wait till now?
Look... I was busy ok. At this point I'm cooking with..... solar? Gotta stay environmental. Wait did I put that in the list of things I'm gonna talk about??? Screw it. In case you haven't noticed I do enough writing at work and online to write this blog with professional discretion. Its my chance to let loose and to write like I speak. Uh oh!
Just a heads up.
Look for my comedic list of driver types, as categorized by yours truly, in the near future. I'll try and put my road rage into print instead of up someone's bumper. Beware stupid drivers.
Example: Shuck and Jivers - Everyone knows these guys. They may be called assh@le or jerk on your list but any way you slice it they react the same. They can be found on any highway that has more than one lane headed in the same direction. These peons actually think that constantly changing lanes for mere inches of space will not only get them to their destination sooner but they actually believe that every other driver on the road is an idiot. Explaining to these people that they are one of the main reasons highways get bogged down and traffic slows is like convincing a retarded rock that it can fly. (Hope I didn't offend anyone with the retard comment, ok ok ok, a challenged rock)
Effective deterence: Box em out. You know what I mean. Find a big rig travelling relatively slowly and siddle up along that road whale. Now all you need to do is match the speed of the big rig and the trap is laid.......
That is the idea anyhow. It might suck big ones but hey, I gots to try it right. If you don't like it go suck a lemon. Just teasing. Talk soon? Call me.
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